FATALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony Soldiers- bow down to your king!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Kojima-san and King Kaz are close friends and do you PIGS know what he does when he hears "MGS4 to 360" rumours?
He pulls an Xbox 360 out from the SEWER and URINATES on it!
And then he joins his friend King Kaz in a maniacal laugh!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz smells a rat! Or is it a..............PIG????
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
What do you think, Sony Soldiers? Should your King cut the PS3's price and CRUSH those Nazisoft SLUGS once and for all?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Very good, my Sony Soldier! That made King Kaz laugh:
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony Soldiers, you can expect a little "adjustment" to be made to the PS3's pricing scheme within the next 4-6 weeks....
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The 360 will be banished to where it rightly belongs- in the darkest pits of HELL to ROT along with the N64, Sega Saturn, Xbox, Gamecube and Dreamcast!
PIGS:
You bought the wrong console, 360's a dud,
The Sony Soldiers are coming for your blood!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sometimes I pity the PIGS- they were deceived by Nazisoft's FILTHY lies and bought an absolute TRAVESTY of a "console"!
And do you know what I do next, you MEAT-HEADED PIGS?
I laugh!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz dislikes this ASININE fool! The treacherous WEASEL will soon get what he deserves....
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Once again, those Nazisoft MEAT-HEADS are trying to deceive their IGNORANT PIG followers! And you PIGS continue to lap up their SLOP!
Stupid creatures!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It couldn't fit on the disc?
IT COULDN'T FIT ON THE DISC?????
Ah, you dumb Xbot MEAT-HEADS! I thought Blu-Ray "wasn't needed"?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It's like giving CPR to a dead fish!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Wow, those Microsoft MEAT-HEADS just can't do anything right!
Sony Soldiers do not have to worry about this kind of NONSENSE- Emperor Kutaragi and King Kaz care about their customers!
PIGS- where are your standards?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
PIGS, has it finally got through to your chubby, meaty heads? Your console is an UGLY, WEAK, FLIMSY, PATHETIC, WORTHLESS BRICK!
The Sony Soldiers laugh at your INCOMPETENCE!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
And you BERSERK PIGS continue to buy this piece of TRASH!
You CREATURES are an embarrassment!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Yet another AAAAAA title for the PerfectionStation 3!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Those BLOATED CRETINS at Nazisoft haven't learned a damn thing!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Still desperate for MGS4, huh, Marty? Surely your 2008 "line-up" isn't THAT horrible!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
1- Wave a copy of MGS4 in his face!
2- Remind him of the 360's ATROCIOUS 2008 line-up!
3- Throw an obsolete HD-DVD player at his head!
4- Offer them a BLU-RAY add-on for the 360 to remind them of Nazisoft's FAILURE!!!
5- URINATE on their "console" right in front of their eyes!
6- After they get the RROD, laugh in their face! Just like this:
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!